Ex Players Of The Sincerely Dead

Race: Undead

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Oniggen	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration	DEAD		1		1		5
2	Durth	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired							Retired after a game against the Achterhookers, and at the time made an assistant in "How to recover from death, a course for skeletons", but I think retired from even that job.
3	Raspoul	Ghoul	7	2	3	7	Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, -ST	fired	9	3				18	Eventually fired some games later, although at the time I recall thinking about right stuff...
4	Cedearth	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired					1	5	Retired after a game against Da Weepers
5	Azketton	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Regeneration	DEAD							Pointless stopgap player on the road to premier, killed by Daemons of Khaine
6	Keleton	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dauntless	DEAD		1		4	1	16	Already up to deaths in premier... didn't fire and hire much on the way up
7	Ciaomb	"Zombie"	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, +MA, -AV	fired	1	2		7	3	36	Once known as Mega of the Sleeping Giants, this player got -av on his first game with the Sincerely Dead, and nobody could kill him no matter how hard I tried... replaced by an only marginally better play, but still.
8	F. Skeleon	Skeleton	6	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dauntless, Dirty Player, +MA	fired		2		15	7	71	Working as an assistant coach still, replaced by the superb Sharmine
9	Boulia [b]	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Dauntless, Dirty Player, +AG	fired		1		15	6	63	The B-teams first promotion just for mid-season tourney, replaced by the prize from that - assistant coach
10	Enzombine	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Tackle, niggling injury	DEAD		1		6	4	35	Killed by The Wretched
11	El Zombie	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD						0
12	Wyvern	Wight	5	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro, Dauntless, Frenzy, Strip Ball, -MA	fired	4	11		25	12	147	Working as an assistant coach, as an interesting aside, this was the player who killed the "Super Thrower" of Malice, not collecting any bounty for it though. Of course, that "super thrower" who just had a bonus skill was replaced by the +2ST +AG monster you see today...
13	Sauvant	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Guard, Diving Tackle, Pro, Sure Hands	fired	7	34		3	10	165	Not so easy to fire this one... assistant coach
14	Parrummeny	Mummy	3	4	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Pro, Tackle, Frenzy, -ST	DEAD				61	12	182	Not a bad player... permed by a tree falling on him, then put out of his misery by Khel's Chaos Bringers, who aren't even a little bit like Dwarves, a few games later.
15	Fazzuum	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Regeneration, Mighty Blow	DEAD				1		2	Killed by the Orcburgh Steelers
16	Imtamuhn	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro, Tackle	Free Agency				23	3	61	Hired until a suitable replacement could be trained
17	Karnath [b]	Wight	6	4	3	9	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, +ST, MH	DEAD		25		35	5	170	Clearly the most tragic loss for the team, killed by the Steelers, after I forced KZ to rr a failed sendoff on foul with both apos gone. Rolled +ST on premier, because the B-team ain't getting any.
18	Zilibowitz	Vampire	5	4	4	8	Block, Dodge, Regeneration, Side Step, OFAB, Bounty Hunter, niggling injury	fired	17	4	1	2	7	70	An annoying player for the opposition while he was around, but not particularly reliable... dumped for the claw/RSF beast
19	Grith	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration	fired					1	5
20	Bezombette	Zombie	5	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm, Dirty Player, Pro, +MA	fired				50	12	160	Played over 150 games with the team, since the very first game, but eventually we had to let this zombie go... assistant coach
21	Ran Der Sar [b]	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Pro, Tackle, Frenzy	fired			2	75	11	209	Once a player of JThan's soulless, Ran Der Sar was a great player for the team, and helped immensely, especially against such teams as the Vikings from Lister. But all things come to an end, and despite the almost encroaching 251 spps, Ran Der Sar was replaced by a similar mummy with Diving Tackle instead of frenzy (and 50 or so spps less). I suspect we'll miss that frenzy. Made an assistant coach, of course.
22	Xavian	Vampire	5	4	4	9	Block, Dodge, Regeneration, Satiated, Pro	DEAD	31	18	2	9	16	187	A sad loss for the team, killed by Sir Nomor of the Excalibur Knights in the first round of the Red Dragon premier tourney... he will be sorely missed, for the rest of the tournament, and in general. One of the very early players, conributed a lot to the team, and even though once tournies are over there's a great replacement ready, doesn't really make it cheerier.
23	Dreakk	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm, Dirty Player, Dauntless, Pro, (cured niggle!)	DEAD	1	2		69	14	215	Fouled by Stupf of the Mighty Merrywood Mavericks, and after so many repairs and successful saves the poor zombie remains dead. Dreakk joined the team as our prize from AdianKur's People Under The Stairs Tournament many years ago and has been a stalwart of the team ever since. His durability will be missed on our line of scrimmage. The only good thing is that it gives me an excuse to reactivate the always enjoyable Cheating Death next season...
24	Forme [fa]	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player	DEAD	1			1	3	18	Killed by Weyoun II of the Grabbers of Merrywood on a vicious block. Luckily more capable hands are waiting...

Ex Players Of The Hoi Paloi

Race: Chaos Dwarf

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Citadel	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	3	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, +AG, niggling injury	fired				3	2	16	Very quickly gotten rid of once their second season started... yuck
2	Tower	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	5	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA	fired					2	10	No use for him
3	Tower II	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	DEAD				1		2	Killed by a bloodthirsty halfling of Thy Stunty Hotdog Tellers
4	Foible	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7		fired							It was decided that the previous strategy of 4 blockers wasn't enough, so a hobgoblin or two had to go
5	Pilchard	Hobgoblin	5	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player, Pro, -MA	fired		3	1	6	2	33	Unexciting Player
6	Lok	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Kick, Hail Mary Pass	DEAD				6	1	17	This extremely randomly skilled freak was somewhat mercifully killed by an ogre...
7	Zilok	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Pass, Sure Hands	DEAD	11	2		1	3	34	He wasn't that useful anyway...
8	Drak	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Frenzy	fired		4			1	17	Not well trained
9	Algebra	Bull Centaur	6	6	2	9	Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +2ST	DEAD		11				33	Killed on turn one of a tourney game against the Disciples of Bethrezen, as the apo refused to get into the scrum
10	Urgosh [fa]	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Pro	DEAD		3		14	1	42	Killed by the Disciples of Bethrezen in the same game
11	Gloon	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow	DEAD		1			3	18	Killed in the same game as well... there was a couple of perms too
12	Killamenow	Bull Centaur	6	4	2	9	Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull	fired						0	As the name suggests, not a highly valued member of the team :P
13	Tempor	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7		fired							A hobgoblin making up the numbers until an appropriate FA came along in Urgrain the Orc Blitzer.
14	Lance	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Dirty Player	fired	2	3				11	Replaced by a free agent, an agile SF beastman, may he work better...
15	Thlingon*	Bull Centaur	6	4	2	9	Block, Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Frenzy	DEAD		12		10	3	71	Killed by Shadows Out Of Time, Adian's chaos dwarves, in the first round of North Division major tourney. Poor creature.
16	Fortress	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm	DEAD		1		10	5	48	Killed by a M. Tvwatcher, a nasty zombie DP of Next Life, in the second round tourney loss of North Div.
17	Calculus	Bull Centaur	7	6	2	9	Block, Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +2ST, +1MA	DEAD	2	31		6	5	132	Killed on a block by the st5 DT beastman of Disciples of Bethrezen in another tourney game. Finishing the job Cujo started last time. Blah.
18	Palisade	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	3	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro, Niggling Injury, -1MA	fired	1	1		8	5	45	First given -ma by The Hinata Defence Force, and later given a niggling injury by the Disciples of Bethrezen, poor Palisade was replaced as soon as possible by a 2 skill CD from the b-team.
19	Piscine [b]	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player	fired				1	2	12	Promoted previously as a stopgap player, fired in favour of a better stopgap player.
20	Scaled [b]	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player, Pro, Dauntless	fired	1	1		12	5	53	Well, Scaled was the better stopgap player, and came on as a last ditch reserve or sucker for the line a few times, actually helping Hoi Paloi improbably win the Premier Tournament. That achieved, Scaled can retire honourably and make way for one of the excellent Bull Centaurs from the Riff Raff.

Ex Players Of The Fractal Knights

Race: Bretonnian

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Escher	Man-At-Arms	7	3	3	7	Block, +MA, -AV	DEAD	1	1	2	3	23	Crushed in a tourney by Cujo's Iron Fist, the commentator's giving him the MVP for "Thank the heaven's tht player is no longer playing bloodbowl and my wasn't it an entertaining death".
2	Cauchy-Schwartz	Man-At-Arms	6	3	3	8		fired		1	1		5	Replaced by a Free Agent dirty player with a lot more spps.
3	Bezier	Squire	7	3	3	8	Block, Pass, Sure Hands, +MA	DEAD	5		2	1	14	No great loss
4	Pythagorean	Man-At-Arms	6	3	4	8	Block, +AG	DEAD	1	2	2	2	21	Killed by the Knights who say 'Ni'
5	Fibonacci	Knight of the Realm	8	3	3	8	Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Diving Tackle, Pro, +MA	fired	6	12	1	2	54	Was useful, but no real future
6	Bezier 2	Squire	6	3	3	8	Block, Sure Hands, Pass, Tackle	fired	4		1	1	11
7	Bezier 3	Squire	6	3	3	8	Block, Sure Hands, Pass, Tackle	fired	6			1	11	Unsuccessfully trying to train a squire...
8	Neumann *	Squire	6	3	3	8	Block, Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Tackle	DEAD	8	1		5	36	Killed in the second round of the 2008 Avatars Invitational. Neumann was assisting his buddy Euler to knock down their cruel beastman - Cyclonus... unfortunately Euler didn't keep up his half of the bargain and Cyclonus frenzied into poor Neumann, killing him stone dead! To add insult to deathly injury, the team's apothecary was used to save an opponent later in the game (in return for concession). Leaves space then for some hypothetical tournament prize...
9	Taylor	Man-at-arms	7	3	4	8	Block, Dirty Player, +1AG, +1MA	DEAD	8	7	5	7	74	Killed late in the game by the Hinata Defense Force, as we refused to concede before the bitter end. Taylor was one of the last bastions of resistance, causing several late cas, but failing to leave a permanent mark on them.
10	Escheresque	Human Blitzer	8	3	3	8	Block, Dodge, Guard, Stand Firm, +1MA	DEAD	1	7	2	8	66	Also killed by the Hinata Defense Force, having bravely lined up on the line of scrimmage one more time hoping that the opposing team would be too sick from Morley's Revenge to hurt him. Wrong.
11	Pascal	Grail Knight	6	3	3	9	Block, Stand Firm, Tackle, Pro, Mighty Blow, Dodge	DEAD		13	19	3	92	Pascal started the game against Hinata Defense Force off by pro'ing into double skulls, giving them the advantage, so the fact that they later killed him is ultimately his own fault.
12	Sierpinski	Knight of the Realm	8	2	3	8	Block, Dodge, NoS, Stand Firm, Diving Catch, +1MA, -1ST	fired	3	17	2	4	78	Sierpinski is another casualty of the game vs Hinata Defense Force. Also crushed off the line of scrimmage.

Ex Players Of The Shadow Paladins

Race: Dark Elf

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	?	Lineman	6	3	3	8	Block, Dodge, -AG	fired	3	1			1	11	Permed by some Nasty Little Dwarves - but I can't complain, both witch elves rolled +ST as their first skill that game :)
2	Raggok	Minotaur	5	4	2	9	Mighty Blow, Horns, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Wild Animal, Piling On, MH, -ST	fired		1		8		19	After severly hurting a rat ogre on the first turn of a game against the X-Files, the other rat ogre sat on him, leaving him with -ST, and we decided to fire him...
3	Grathis Kron	Lineman	6	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, Dirty Player	DEAD	1	3		9		28	Hardly a special player, but died as one of only 2 DPs I had, in a pre-tourney warm up game against some goblins as he failed a gfi...
4	Dis	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	8	-AV	fired				1		2
5	Vestrial	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, niggling injury	fired		1			1	8
6	Raggok	Minotaur	5	5	2	8	Block, Break Tackle, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Wild Animal	fired				5	3	25
7	V. Liska	Lineman	7	3	4	8	Block, +MA, niggling injury	fired		2			1	11
8	Vestrivian	Blitzer	8	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA	fired	5	5		3		26
9	Astendar	Lineman	7	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, +1MA	fired	1	3	1	3	3	33	Kind of sad to part with this lineman, despite the lousy skills, because he contributed a lot including one especially memorable game where over the course of about 3 turns he made a casualty, an interception, a pass, and then a touchdown for the team, garnering the MVP for the match. But then there's the lousy skills...
10	Verjigorm	Blitzer	7	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, Tackle, Pro, niggling injury	fired	6	3		2	2	29
11	Verjigorm	Blitzer	8	3	4	8	Block, +MA	fired	1	2				7
12	Raggok	Minotaur	5	5	2	8	Block, Pro, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal, Always Hungry, Horns	fired	1	1		7	2	28	Reluctantly fired... not because of any special plays, but just because it's so depressing training rookie minos, at least a block pro one causes slightly fewer TO's
13	Jaspree	Lineman	6	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, niggling injury	fired		4				12	Sent to the coal mines on reactivation of the team.
14	Verjigorm	Blitzer	7	3	4	8	Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step	fired	3	6			1	26	Just not making the grade

Ex Players Of Grim Fandango

Race: Chaos

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Olivia	Beastman	7	3	3	8	Horns, +MA	fired		1			1	8	First skill for the team, pretty much the story of things, really...
2	Don Copal	Chaos Warrior	6	4	3	9	+MA	fired	1				1	6
3	Celso	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Dirty Player, Pro	Free Agency		2		4	3	29	Getting ahead of the team early - more from MVPs than anything
4	Hector LeManns	Minotaur	5	5	2	8	Block, Mighty Blow, Horns, Thick Skull, Wild Animal, Always Hungry, niggling injury	fired			1	3	1	13
5	Maximino	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns	DEAD	2	2				8
6	Manwell Calavera	Orc Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block	DEAD		1				3	Died very early on in his career... so sad.
7	Hector LeManns	Ogre	5	5	2	9	Mighty Blow, Bonehead, Thick Skull	DEAD						0
8	Hector LeManns	Minotaur	5	5	2	8	Mighty Blow, Horns, Thick Skull, Wild Animal, Always Hungry	DEAD						0	Another ill-fated big guy for the team.

Monkey Island

Race: Human

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Murray	Catcher	8	2	3	7	Block, Dodge, Catch, Side Step	DEAD		2		1	11	The first casualty for the team, killed by #9 of End O' Da Line
2	Kenny Falmouth	Lineman	6	3	3	8	Block, Dirty Player, Pro	fired		1	12		27	An overly efficient DP, causing 7 cas in one game, and racing way too far ahead of the rest of the team, with only normals, he was replaced.
3	Murray	Catcher	8	2	3	7	Block, Dodge, Catch, Dirty Player	fired		4			11	Not a very interesting player, fired to try and train something better, and to keep the TR down in the meantime
4	Guybrush Threepwood	Thrower	7	3	3	8	Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm, +1MA	fired	16	1		2	29	+AG is good on throwers, +MA is bad. Remarkably though, this incarnation of Guybrush Threepwood never missed a pass he attempted - in his first game alone he made 6 completions, some of them from tacklezones etc. He continued this remarkable trend for an ag3 thrower until the end, although he eventually failed his first roll in his last game, (not) taking a handoff. May incarnation #2 be as competent (but more agile)...
5	Stan	Thrower	6	3	3	8	Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Dirty Player	DEAD	5	2		1	16	Killed by a blitzer of Spirit Horse (Ghost Dance-B)
6	Guybrush Threepwood	Thrower	6	3	3	7	Pass, Sure Hands, Guard, -AV	fired	3	1			6	Permed by Lachrymology round 2 minor tourney, with 4 mngs we retired him for a freebooter
7	Stan	Thrower	6	2	3	8	Pass, Sure Hands, -ST	fired	5	2		1	16	Permed by Lachrymology round 2 minor tourney, retired for freebooter
8	Wally	Lineman	6	3	3	8	Block, Guard, Dirty Player	DEAD		1	16	3	50	Killed by some filthy hobgoblin of Suq'Ata in 3rd round of minor tourney, the apo refused to help him.
9	Rottingham	Blitzer	8	3	3	8	Block, Mighty Blow, Pro, +1MA	fired	2	6	3	1	31	Did his minor bit in the final of the minor tourney in the rematch against Suq'Ata
10	Edward Van Helgen	Blitzer	7	3	2	8	Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, -1AG	fired		3		1	14	Dodge and Stand Firm aren't honestly the best 2 starting skills for a blitzer, and with -AG, we can try to train a better player. A member of the victorious squad against Suq'Ata in the minor tourney final, anyway.
11	Lemonhead	Catcher	8	2	3	7	Block, Dodge, Catch, Dirty Player, Pro	DEAD	1	4	11		35	Killed by Spirit Horse (Ghost Dance B), as he took his place on the line wearing the special shirt with "I'm not afraid of death!" in big letters on it that I gave to him.
12	Stan	Lineman	6	3	3	8	Niggling Injury	fired			1		2	Permed by some mean old dark elf of Spirit Horse. A pox on them.
13	Rottingham	Blitzer	7	3	3	8	Block, Mighty Blow, Niggling Injury	fired		2			6	Hamstrung by The Meaning of Life, quickly replaced.
14	Captain LeChuck	Ogre	5	5	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Devious	DEAD		2	23	1	57	Slain violently in a terrible terrible turn for the team as a Bold and Beautiful dirty player stepped all over him and then they stole the ball that fell free from another 5+ fireball to defeat Monkey Island in the Semi-Final of the Chaos Cup, after the Captain was instrumental in taking them to a South Division victory. Replaced by a stupid schmuck who at least has an equally fiery beard.
15	Guybrush Threepwood	Thrower	6	3	3	8	Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm	DEAD	13	1		2	26	Killed by Calcium Hydroxide stepping on his throat on the final turn of the first game back for Monkey Island, not a tragedy as with the other thrower becoming agile, poor Guybrush was just linefodder...
16	Wally	Lineman	6	3	4	8	Block, Dirty Player, Guard, +1AG	DEAD		2	18	2	52	Killed by Chika of Fatally Adorable early in the first round of the Dungeonbowl Tournament, a most abortive loss, and somewhat disappointing.

Fabled Existance

Race: Orc

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Squonk	Lineman	6	3	3	9	+1MA	fired		1		2		7	Well, had to start with too many liners anyway, so I guess losing one to +ma isn't so bad.
2	Yahoo	Lineman	5	3	3	9	Niggling Injury	fired		1				3	Stupid player getting himself hurt like that.
3	Monsok	Blitzer	7	3	3	9	Block, Mighty Blow, +1MA	fired		3		2		13	+ma wasn't really desirable, and so he was fired for a more skilled free agent.
4	Monsok [fa]	Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle, Frenzy	DEAD	2	2		11	5	55	Died quickly after being bought, slain by Calomar of the Warriors of Dar Cintran with both apothecaries refusing to help him as he lay bleeding. Very inconveniently just before tournies...
5	Griffin	Blitzer	6	3	4	9	Block, Stand Firm, Tackle, +1AG	DEAD	4	6			1	27	Died going for it to get in the way in a tournament game against Blood Forge. The apo refused to help him.
6	Ammut	Black Orc	4	4	3	9	Block, Mighty Blow, +1AG	DEAD		2		9	2	34	Killed on a foul by Neville Longbottom of the Order of the Phoenix, a mere freebooter in a tournament game.
7	Yahoo [fa]	Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Tackle	DEAD		5		2	4	39	Killed on a foul by Professor McGonagall of the Order of the Phoenix in the same game, just a turn after the apothecary saved him from being badly hurt. The Professor was given a niggling injury in revenge, along with perms or mngs to half of the Order, as the Orcs stomped through to the divisional final.
8	Aerop-Enap	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow	DEAD				6	1	17	Killed pointlessly on turn 8 of the first half when a rookie should have been sent in his place but the coach mistakenly set up as if for the second half, but he died to help Fabled Existance in their tournament final against the Bold and the Beautiful, so all is forgiven. Killed specifically by Amber, the one dirty player not sent off by my twin referee bribery.
9	Ammut	Black Orc	4	4	2	9		fired							A very brief career indeed for this black orc or mythical beast. Hired just in time for the Chaos Cup tournament final, and brought on in the second half as a reserve, where he did his part in taking a mighty blow to the sidelines. With his serious (though not crippling injury), he could be part of the victorious team, though he was let go for someone who could actually play the next game...
10	Monsok	Blitzer	7	3	3	9	Block, Stand Firm, +1MA	fired	4	4			1	21	Fired to make way for a 101 spp blitzer with much more useful skills prior to the attempt to defend the major tourney win...
11	Basilisk	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Pro, --Rocker--	DEAD		1		18	5	64	One of the starters of the team, was a pillar the team worked around for a long time with the diving tackle. However, all things come to an end, and in the first round of the Dungeonbowl Tournament against The Not So Mysterious Men, he was slain by Capt. Condom, proving that safe sex isn't all it's cracked up to be, apparently?
12	Ammut	Black Orc	4	4	2	9		DEAD							A rookie for a while, fired for a freebooter to get that theoretically vital bonus card in a tourney game. Only 1 decent card out of the 4 DT's +RE while Good Omens got a great MI and a great DT though... sigh
13	Phoenix	Chaos Warrior	5	4	4	9	Block, +1AG	DEAD	5	1	1	2		14	Slain in the second round of the Dungeon Bowl Tournament by a nasty dirty player who we later killed in revenge as one of the 4 deaths and 2 mngs we left them with, despite their narrow, narrow, narrow victory over Fabled Existance to end the winning run of tournament games...

Cheating Death (Sincerely Dead B)

Race: Undead

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Blah	Zombie	4	3	1	8	Regeneration, -AG	fired						0
2	Jike	Skeleton	5	3	3	7	Regeneration, +AG	DEAD					2	10	+ag is as bad as -ag for these players... killed by Bright Apocalypse and rolled the +ag posthumously, rather brilliant timing
3	Elzieboz	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired						0
4	Fomble	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired						0
5	Chozomb	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Shadowing	fired				1	2	12
6	Nettlo	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Regeneration, Dirty Player, Block, Dauntless	DEAD				12	4	44	Killed by Book of the Dead
7	Tromth	Mummy	3	5	2	9	Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block, Pro, +AG	fired	1			5	3	26
8	Hotten	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Frenzy, niggling injury	fired		2		4	3	29	Wierd skills, and he was fun while he lasted, but on the other hand... there are better players for that sort of thing :P Niggled by the Soul Reapers in a rare appearance even then.
9	Ubirr	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	DEAD						0	Killed by pansy high elves of Inner Circle
10	Vargath	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD					1	5	Killed by Da Hill
11	Wolsten	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Regeneration, Mighty Blow	DEAD				1		2	Killed by Monsters Inc.
12	Dromth	Zombie	3	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, -MA	fired				3	2	16	Permed by Monsters Inc.
13	Yoreth	Mummy	2	5	1	9	Regeneration, Mighty Blow, -MA	fired						0	Permed by Monsters Inc.
14	Abinome	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Regeneration, +AG	fired			1		1	7
15	Ombloze	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Pro, Tackle	DEAD	1	1		23	2	60	Killed in a tourney game by Roma
16	Quothe	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro, Frenzy, Stand Firm	DEAD	3	7		2	5	53	Killed by a double POW diving tackle from a blitzer on Roma, when otherwise the blitz would have won the game for us, in the same tourney game...
17	Mightone	Skeleton	6	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Pro, +MA	fired		2		22	2	60	After the same tourney game against Roma, this skeleton rolled +MA and was also chucked in the dustbin...
18	Blargle	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Dauntless, +AG	fired	1	2		2	3	26
19	Ekight	Wight	7	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, +MA	fired		2				6
20	Homzelle	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired							Nothing interesting about this player, but he was retired for the introductino of Ivanov, the vampire who's now the heart of the b-team.
21	Xort	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Pro, +AG	fired		2		21	2	58
22	Kitonel	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Tackle, Dirty Player, Bounty Hunter	DEAD		2		36	3	93	Killed by Cujo's Chimera, and they collected a bounty on him due to his being a bounty hunter
23	Boulia	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Dauntless, +AG	Premier		1		12	5	52	Promoted as a stopgap, I believe... no other reason is possible
24	Laetstarn	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired		3		1		11
25	Madombe	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD					1	5	Yup, regeneration doesn't always work, especially once they have an mvp, killed by Bifrost Blizzard
26	Giezo	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dauntless, Pro	DEAD		2		7	3	35	Getting zombies to decent spps without DP is hard... and then they aren't worth it, killed by Bifrost Blizzard
27	Sharmine	Dark Elf Lineman	6	3	5	9	Block, Dodge, Side Step, Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, Popstar, MH	Premier	88	12	1		6	156	The first real promotion for the team, and made an immediate impact in the premier side
28	Fombar	Zombie	5	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, +MA	fired				7	3	29
29	Amonimu	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Pro, Guard	DEAD		1		13		29	Killed by the Soulless
30	Frytan	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro, Frenzy	DEAD	1	5		5	3	41	Quite a boring player, not sure why he lived so long... killed by the Sleeping Sleeping Giants
31	Narmans	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired		4				12
32	Rumanth	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD
33	Ozlarbe	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired		2
34	Jothoz	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired							Rookie zombies with mng's might as well be replaced
35	Bertil A. IV	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Tackle, Mighty Blow	Free Agency	1	6	1	1	1	28	We hired him off free agency for tournies, and when the new season started he went straight back...
36	Praythe	Mummy	4	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Jump Up, +MA	Free Agency		3		27	9	108	Well, quite an interesting and fun mummy... most unusual, and nobody ever saw his blitzes or scoring opportunities coming :) JU really wasn't the right skill though, and the team's TR had to drop, so he had to go. Sadly nobody else saw his potential and he retired at the end of the season.
37	Good Sir Knight	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Pro	Free Agency	1	1		11		26	A "recruit" from some Bretonnians, he didn't manage to learn any interesting skills, hired by "Class of 2002 in 2200"
38	Pozaille	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player	DEAD	1			4	2	19	Smashed to bits by Smash To Bits
39	Seath	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD				1		2	Slain by the Lurkerpool Reds
40	Urukai	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	DEAD		2			2	16
41	Yonboon	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired
42	Tassoth	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD				1		2	killed by Armageddon
43	Wrorden	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns, Niggling Injury	fired
44	Rovest	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	10	Block, Regeneration, Tentacles, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow, MH	Premier	10	27		5	10	151	On the team from very early on, rolled both doubles in his first game with the team, and found a MH in the second, then kind of hung around forever getting the occasional MVP until we intensively trained him, only gaining MB at 151 before promotion.
45	Daggoth	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns, Piling On, Multiple Block	fired		4			1	17	He was just too good for the team, I hope his skills serve him well in retirement
46	Dewgster	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired
47	Irtone	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Dirty Player, Tackle, Pro	Free Agency	1	3		40	7	125	A rather big skeleton, as far as they go. But again, the TR had to fall, so he was sent to find work elsewhere... naturally found a home quickly, joining the ranks of Lethal.
48	Ghoulio	Ghoul	9	3	3	8	Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Pro, Stand Firm, +2MA, Hall of Fame, MH	fired	5	42		7	6	175	We bought Ghoulio at 51 spps from Adian's B-team if I recall correctly, and he played with the team for a long time, being the centre and the star, and even garnering himself a magic helmet. Sadly in the end, (and after he lost a tourney game by failing to pick up the ball for the last 2 turns of the game), despite his contributions, and being a pretty great player, it was decided that Ghoulio was never going to play on premier, and had to be let go to give the TR a break... he still stays on as a team advisor though.
49	Frouch	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD
50	Uragoth	Mummy	3	5	2	9	Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Diving Tackle, +AG	fired				10	2	30	Finally, my first Diving Tackle mummy, I thought! And Jump Up too! But then I discovered that Jump Up wasn't really worth it, and he rolled +AG so away he went...
51	Bozonic	Zombie	4	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, -AV	fired				3	1	11	Permed by Zeppelin Crew
52	Gorlost	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	DEAD							Killed by Zeppelin Crew - soft Wood Elves indeed, hmph.
53	Eckles	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired		4				12
54	Joules	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	fired
55	Attlemon	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired		4				12
56	Mhorn	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	fired
57	Ambonik	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Niggling Injury	fired	1	1		5	2	24	Permed by The Third Spawning
58	Lurker	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired					1	5
59	Nocturnus	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns, Niggling Injury	fired
60	Quadrar	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired
61	Rdoh!	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired		3		1		11	Sadly, naming him in the manner of Kdamn! didn't work.
62	Karnath	Wight	6	3	3	9	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Dauntless, Pro, MH	Premier		19		20	3	112	Promoted to premier like that, ans went on to become a truly great player by rolling +ST later, before getting killed, booo.
63	Itrummun	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Pro	DEAD				1	2	12	Killed by Under The Graves
64	Trackon	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD
65	Zargh	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Pro	Free Agency	1			7	3	30	Sold to the WWE Deadstars
66	Quavvan	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Frenzy, Dauntless	Free Agency	3	10		42	5	142	Another rather good player sent to free agency... at the time I had 2 irreplacible wights on premier, so let him go for TR's sake. Snapped up by Momias de Guanajuato for transfer to the Greatfull Dead.
67	Helfone	Dark Elf	6	3	5	8	Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, +AG	Free Agency	22	3			4	51	We bought him at 2 skills with the agility. Showing no signs of becoming a superb passer, we let him go again, he was picked up by King Of Sorrow.
68	Wallmart	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration, Niggling Injury	fired				1		2	Adian lied! He said naming my zombie Wallmart would mean he'd have everything I needed... but I didn't need the niggling injury supplied by Blighted Winds...
69	Virrago	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns	DEAD		2				6	Killed by the Orcburgh Steelers
70	Ran Der Sar	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle, Pro, Frenzy	Premier			2	49	10	152	This 6 normals mummy was hired at about 3 skills from JThan's Soulless, and continued on the way he started, but was able to adequately fill the gap on premier.
71	Okkowl	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle, Pro	Free Agency	1	12		2	2	51	Sold to Under The Graves
72	Sadioth	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player	DEAD		2		3		12	Killed by the Disciples of Bethrezen
73	Kdamn!	Beastman	6	3	3	9	Block, Horns, Razor Sharp Fangs, Claws, Regeneration, Frenzy, Pro, MH	Premier	1	16		46	2	151	Finally, Kdamn! stopped terrorising opponents of the b-team and moved to premier to provide much needed hitting support.
74	Darmio	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired
75	Unterroth	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dodge, Tackle, Pro	Premier	5	20		9	4	103	Promoted to fill the gap left by Karnath
76	Bibolg	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Killed by Armageddon, and replaced by one of their players.
77	Czibiom	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Dirty Player, Pro	Free Agency	1			15	4	51	Perfectly acceptable zombie... unless you have better ones on premier already. Czibiom was bought by Funeral March, where he scaled the heights of greatness to become their team captain as they joined premier division.
78	Crulle	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle	fired	1	1			2	14
79	Giyight	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration	fired
80	Yarrrrgh	Zombie	5	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Guard, +MA	Free Agency	1	1		16	3	51	Unwanted skill at 51 spps... away with him
81	Hearste	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Shadowing, Niggling Injury	fired		4				12	Ugh
82	Faro	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Ex player of Shooz's Little Boat... a very nice Diving Tackle trollslayer closing in on 100 spps, "recruited" by our fans after a heroic turn couple of turns. Killed a little later by the Lords of Chaos.
83	Nirvana	Zombie	3	3	2	8	Regeneration, -MA	fired							Ex beastman of JThan's Armageddon
84	Lord Mace	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Well, another "recruit" from Mowie's Lords of Chaos - no recruited player has ever really lasted though... killed by Filter's Farm.
85	Girrothe	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD					1	5	Killed by Farm also, gaining a posthumous MVP for the entertaining death.
86	Atronoth	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Pro	DEAD	1	12		12	3	76	Perfectly decent but not great wight we trusted regen on against Cujo's Fang...
87	Paliola	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Pro, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Tackle, (1 Cured Niggling Injury), 1 new Niggling Injury	fired	7	23		16	9	153	A very good ghoul, Cujo re-niggled in the same game against Fang, we decided on no rr for him, figuring we could do better... maybe a mistake
88	Famire	Vampire	5	4	4	8	Block, Dodge, Regeneration, Hypnotic Gaze, OFAB	fired	14	1			1	22	Didn't add a lot, and not like we need(ed) another vampire in training, had mostly been for the tourney previously
89	Ummenarte	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Guard	Free Agency		1		19	4	61	The 4th relatively large player to be purged by the game against Fang, sent to free agency as we decided to get tougher with training a mummy with DT
90	Iboze	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Killed by Phlea's DHT
91	Pliez	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired
92	Oberee	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration, Niggling Injury	fired							Permed by Funeral March, the team with a st7 mummy.
93	Louge	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Leap	fired	3	1			1	11
94	Krill	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Kick	fired	1	1		1	1	11
95	Quolg	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	DEAD		1				3	Killed by DHT
96	Sable	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Regeneration, Dirty Player, +AG	fired	1			3	2	17
97	Xombino	Zombie	4	4	2	9	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm, Dirty Player, Pro, +ST, MH, HoF	Premier	1	2		74	4	175	That's one fine zombie, as fine as they come, really. Rolled +ST at 151 when he would have been promoted even on a normal - the only +ST the B-team has ever come up with, and excellent timing. But still... the only one ever... there's a lot of players on this list.
98	Vitonette	Skeleton	5	3	1	7	Regeneration, -AG	fired							Peremd by Stonehill Thunderbolts
99	Ioha	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge,Stand Firm, Diving Tackle, Pro	Free Agency	3	12		1	3	56	Bought some time later (27 players time), by Gutz! (Brainz-B), coached by Teydyn
100	Ugloh	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge, Leap, Frenzy	fired	3	1			1	11
101	Mesat	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Multiple Block	fired	2	3				11
102	Pliez	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration	DEAD	1				1	6	Killed by the Fairy Tale Marauders
103	Neuryte	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Piling On	DEAD				6	2	22	Killed by the Hinata Defence Force, Luckily, we quickly retrained another mummy to the same skills... not that it's that effective anyway, but we like to terrorise a little as well as seeing the zombies die in droves
104	Wilte	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Regeneration	DEAD							Killed by the Arsenic Gunners
105	Zarkiel	Skeleton	5	3	3	7	Regeneration, +AG	fired					2	10
106	Xohuhl	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge	DEAD		2				6	Killed by Shadows out of Time
107	Rasta	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro	Free Agency		7			2	31	Had two the same, so kept one for now, and let's try training a rookie, this one was quickly bought by Syfer's undead - Next Life
108	Jaskra	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Pro	Free Agency	2	6		3		26	We need tentacles! And more hurtiness! Jaskra was sold to the Nameless Ones (Chaos Bringers B-team) before being promoted to The Chaos Bringers where he played a prominent role in making them lose games until he was again released to free agency, allowing his loyalty to be bought by Soumi. Irate fans of the Dynasty Warriors finally cut short his well-spread career.
109	Yowl	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Dodge	fired
110	Pombino	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm, Dirty Player, Pro	DEAD	1	1		36	6	106	Alas, a player worth keeping, but who nevertheless died against the vicious claws of Zokill Bloodclaw of the Arsenic Gunners
111	Dekaton	Skeleton	5	3	2	6	Regeneration, -AV	fired	1					1
112	Brutae	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Mighty Blow	fired	1	1		1	2	16
113	Foogle	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge	DEAD	1	1		2		8	Killed by a grail knight of Kiddie Pool - oh the shame
114	Howl	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow	Free Agency	1	2			1	12	bought by Stench (coach Weezel)
115	Tzome	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player	Free Agency	1				2	11	Nobody likes training rookie zombies, so a player like this should sell, and it did, also bought by Stench
116	Ikletta	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Regeneration	DEAD	1					1	Killed by the evil troll slayer of Children of Wotan
117	Ooohl	Ghoul	8	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, +MA	fired	1	1		1	1	11	Blah
118	Gruese	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	9	Piling On, Shadowing	fired	2	3				11	We had fun with him against the Children of Wotan also, sadly his shadowing going unused, but then we fired him.
119	Quash!	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	9		DEAD							Slain by Dagda 'Eochaid Ollathair' of Tuatha De Danann.
120	Klaus	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Killed by the Stormhammers
121	Littek	Skeleton	5	3	1	7	Regeneration, -AG	fired							Permed by the Stormhammers
122	Ehtri	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro	fired	3	3				12
123	Curom	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Piling On, Pro	fired				8	2	26	Well, if we keep replacing them, then sometime we should see some better skills, right?
124	Mawl	Ghoul	7	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Side Step, Niggling Injury	fired	2	3				11	Permed by the chaos team, Destruction - and not before time.
125	Piken	Skeleton	5	3	3	7	Regeneration, Dirty Player, +AG	fired	1			3	1	12	Well, we rolled a +ST at the same time as this +AG, so this one's forgiven, I guess
126	Roost	Ghoul	8	3	3	7	Dodge, +1MA	fired	3	1				6	Wasn't in the game plan...
127	Violet	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle	fired		2				6	Due to an influx of cash from a FA sale, fired at 6 instead of 11.
128	Nimbiz	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD							Killed by Kiddie Pool (Life Guards-B)
129	Tikkit	Skeleton	5	3	3	7	Regeneration, Frenzy, +AG	fired	1	2			1	12	Well, scoring twice and passing once in the same game with a skeleton is asking for +AG, I suppose.
130	Aardwhat	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration	fired							We had spare cash, so we fired this mng rookie and replaced him.
131	Jumble	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	DEAD	1			1		3	Killed by Mr. Creosote of Meaning Of Life
132	Brummyn	Mummy	3	5	1	9	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle, Pro, Diving Tackle	Premier		1		56	8	155	An excellent mummy, promoted to aid the premier team in it's quest for glory. Also, the b-team had no space to breath below 400 ;)
133	Ivanov	Vampire	5	4	5	9	Block, Dodge, Side Step, Regen, Hypnotic Gaze, Satiated, +1AG, MH, HoF, Bounty Hunter 100k	Premier	156	5		5	11	236	The oldest player on the B-team by far, Ivanov has been waiting for a long time for the dead man's boots promotion, and eventually it came as Xavian was killed in action. Promoted at 236 he should be excellent on premier, and the B-team TR will plummet, at last.
134	Drakite	Wight	6	3	3	8	Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Pro	fired	6	2		1		14	Fired the 2 normals wight for a kind of random agile sure hands tackle variety prior to tourney time.
135	Tasset	Beastman	6	2	3	8	Block, Horns, -1ST	fired	1	3				10	Given a perm on the first turn of a tournament game against the BloodDrinkers Clan. Replaced by a rookie zombie.
136	Umbzo	Zombie	4	3	2	8	Regeneration	fired							Make way for a new beastman!
137	Xhooman	Ghoul	8	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Pro, +1MA	fired	3	7		1	5	51	Fired to allow training of a bright new star we spotted before a match!
138	Yurik	Ghoul	8	3	3	7	Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, +1MA, Pro	Free Agent	3	10			4	53	After an MVP performance in the final match of the season against Nerd Inc, Yurik was disheartened at failing to defeat them on all three occasions and decided to seek his fortune elsewhere, perhaps some other team might give him better support?
139	Vram!	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard	fired	2	3				11	Another beastman cursed with being just too normal, plain, and above all boring.
140	Xotling	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD							Killed on a foul by the skink in the number 12 jersey for the Leap'n Lizards in a game that turned around only because of our retaliatory violence for the death of Zotling.
141	Yespa	Ghoul	7	3	3	6	Dodge, -1AV	fired	1					1	Permanently injured by Seth Bullock of Deadwood in a humiliating defeat, Yespa takes the blame and is fired.
142	Endrell	Vampire	5	4	4	8	Block, Regeneration, Hypnotic Gaze, Sure Hands, OFAB	fired	13	2			1	24	Despite diligently attending almost every drive of the game, Endrell sought desperately to put off his imminent retirement on reaching this next skill by fumbling almost every roll he tried. The commentators ruined his plan with an MVP though, so we search again for one more talented...
143	Zomblore	Zombie	4	3	1	8	Block, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Guard, Stand Firm, Dodge, Dauntless, -1AG	Premier		2	1	66	5	165	After several seasons of slowly training, and Cheating Death being quietly put out to pasture, the team was reinstated largely for the benefit of Zomblore after an unfortunate accident involving a Chaos Dwarf on the premier squad... is he ready for the big time? Goes in within a whisker of being the most inexperienced member of the squad, unbelievably.
144	Zoust	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns	DEAD		2				6	Killed by Cotton of the Pirates, in an away game for Cheating Death. Shortly thereafter we had our revenge by slaying Mullroy of their team and raising him from the dead to fill the gap in our ranks.
145	Saute	Zombie	4	3	3	8	Regeneration, Dirty Player, +1AG	DEAD	1			6	2	23	Probably one of the last players in the league left stuck with an involuntary +AG, and kept for tournaments that season. On reactivation a couple of seasons later, he was kept around because of the sheer amusement factor at his uselessness. All things end though, and Saute's end came in a violent game with the Merrywood Touchers, where Clumsy Tribble #11 killed him on a foul.
146	Creoton	Skeleton	5	3	2	7	Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Frenzy	DEAD		9		14	1	60	After Cheating Death stole the ball and made good their escape, the Merrywood Touchers turned around and vented their frustration on a skeleton, as usual. Creoton finally gave up the will to live at this point, with death rr death on the clawed block of Big Tribble #4, followed by 2 rr 2 on the attempt to regenerate. One of the most fun and interesting players I've had on this team, will be missed sorely.

Ex Players Of The Riff Raff (Hoi Paloi B-team)

Race: Chaos Dwarf

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Shy	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	DEAD			1		2	Killed by Julia of INGSOC, there will be vengeance!
2	Aquis	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Niggling Injury	fired						Niggled by some rookie zombie of the Merrywood Crucibles. They will rue the day! Oh wait, they won't, I didn't like him anyway. Nevermind.
3	Koi Zippoi	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player	DEAD	1		4	1	14	Killed by #16, a mummy of the Merrywood Crucibles, and raised as a zombie on that team.
4	Lemmur	Bull Centaur	6	4	2	9	Block, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Sprint	DEAD		2		2	16	Killed by #15, a mummy of the Merrywood Crucibles. A Dastardly Deed Indeed.
5	Defer	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard	Premier			3	1	11	Got to 11 spps and was promoted to replace the sad crippled -ma, niggled CD blocker who only had pro extra on the premier team.
6	Vemme	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Pro	DEAD			3	2	16	Horrible devoured by The Blob of Matinee Malice!
7	Piscine	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player	Premier			1	2	12	After getting himself a couple of normal skills, promoted to fill the empty space on premier until we get a real player (i.e. bull centaur) ready...
8	Omarra	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Niggling Injury	fired		1			3	Permanently injured by the Quahog Avengers as we gave them a necessary divisional.
9	Vemme	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	fired					0	Left missing the next game in the first round of the minor tourney against Storm of Swords, retired for a freebooter against a tough opponent in the 2nd round.
10	Kapetti	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	fired					0	Kapetti has the dubious distinction of never even being fielded before being fired. Kapetti was bought after the last regular season game, and was not needed on-field in the first round tourney game, but it was noticed that some creative firing would net Riff Raff a 2 card handicap in the second round... so goodbye Kapetti as well as the MNG wizard...
11	Nyet Tey	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	fired			1		2	In the second round of Dr. Nick's Tournament, Nyet Tey was left MNG, so we fired him for a freebooter in the final.
12	Scaled	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player, Pro, Dauntless	Premier	1	1	11	5	51	Scaled ran away to 51 spps, largely during the Minor Tournament, so he was promoted to replace the even worse space filler already on premier, and leave room for rookie training on the b-team.
13	Beolli	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7		DEAD						Slain by the nameless fourth palace guard of Scimitar.
14	Halbalat	Hobgoblin	8	3	3	7	Dirty Player, Diving Tackle, +2MA	DEAD	4	5	6	4	51	Killed by the foul tree #16 of the Cavaliers (Paladins-B) on a block. With his head sitting on the ground several yards away, the apothecary only shook his head sadly and walked away, not even trying to stitch it back on.
15	Collop	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Dirty Player, Pro	fired	1		7	2	25	With an injury that would force him to miss the Orcidas tourney final against the Forces Of Sauron, he was retired for a freebooter.
16	Mooan	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Niggling Injury	fired					0	After doing his part in obstructing the Forces of Sauron in the Orcidas Tournament Final, Mooan was let go from the team to explore other avenues of personal development.
17	Tataya	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	DEAD				1	5	Slain by the evil Shigeo Komada of the Fukamichi Rankers who was inspired to be a dirty player before the game.
18	Spolle	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7		DEAD						Also killed by the dastardly Shigeo Komada in the same game! Bad high elves, bad!
19	Lattern	Chaos Dwarf	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	fired					0	After the Lumberjacks gave us 3 mngs, the rookie of those 3 mng found his job security was rather diminished.
20	Chishes	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Niggling Injury	fired						Niggled by Budde the tree of Nerd Inc. while foolishly trying to eat a snack on the Line Of Scrimmage late in the game.
21	Aques	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Dirty Player	DEAD		2	1		8	Killed by the #3 wight of OverNext, the b-team of the nefarious Next Life. This thus seems the perfect opportunity to say "We'll have our revenge in this life or the next!". Which we will.
22	Javelin	Orc Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block, Stand Firm, Pro		5	3	1		16	Fired to make way for an agile beastman off the free agents list. If he wanted to stay he needed to get agile first.
23	Furaa	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull	DEAD						Beaten to within an inch of his life by Tony The Young of the Birmingham Has-Beens! Then beaten another inch.
24	Idius	Hobgoblin	6	3	3	7	Niggling Injury	fired						Years of practise working up to his first game and his mother in the stands, yet as he proudly took the field in the second half with untied shoelaces he left even faster as Saddam II amongst all of the Forces of Sauron ruined his career before it could begin.
25	Nonarr	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player, Guard, Dauntless	DEAD		1	13	1	34	The Riff Raff took the field for the first round of the Chaos Cup against OverNext, who realised early in the second half that the game was up and devoted the rest of their efforts to murder. Their #16 vampire grabbed poor Nonarr and sucked the life right out of him then and there before turning his evil eyes to distract other players and allow more pain to befall the poor chaos dwarves. Thankfully this was the worst of it though.
26	Nexel	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Niggling Injury	fired			1		2	Permed by some filthy dark elf from the Harem of Illusion. Severe groin strain. Unfortunately this was one of a couple of permanent injuries recieved in failing to win the tournament game in the second round of the Chaos Cup.
27	Spiro	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	9	Block, Guard	DEAD		2		1	11	Killed by an Ugly Tribble of the Merrywood Touchers. Enveloped into the tentacles and never seen again, as the beast of nurgle grew ever more terrifying and carried on to cause further carnage on our team.
28	Idello	Bull Centaur	6	5	3	10	Block, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Sprint, Stand Firm, +1ST, +1AG, Tourney Helm	Promoted	3	21	4	6	104	Splitting up the pair of agile strong bull centaurs, finally Riff Raff agree to give up their strengths and work for Hoi Paloi.

Ex Players Of Subtle Nuance

Race: Nurgle Rotters

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Motion	Beastman	5	3	3	8	Horns, -MA	fired							Battletech saw fit to cripple the player named motion. Oh the irony!
2	Heart	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns	DEAD							Fouled to death by Mint Blancmanche of Kawaii!! in a sad, cruel game.
3	Bob	Beastman	5	3	3	8	Block, Guard, Horns, -MA	fired		1		3	2	19	Crippled by the treeman of Nerd Inc.
4	Seahorse	Rotter	4	4	2	8	Foul Appearance, regeneration	DEAD				1		2	Killed painfully by #9 of the Black Knights, a dirty player who greedily killed him before a touchdown was run in. What temerity!
5	Inca	Beast Of Nurgle	3	5	1	9	Block, MB, Tentacles, Foul App, Regen, Infect, Stand Firm, Stupid	fired				9	1	23	Stupid beasts are just no good for Nurgle. They need to be smart. Let's try again.
6	Motion	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Sure Hands, Stand Firm	fired	2	3			3	26	There needs to be a little bit of persuasion for players to roll better skills. These skills would actually be useful for the team, but other skills might well be more useful.
7	Parts	Skaven	7	3	3	7	Block, Pro	fired	3	2		1		11	Deemed to not be of enough interest, fired and replaced.
8	Complex	Beast Of Nurgle	3	5	1	9	Block, MB, Tentacles, Foul App, Regen, Infect, Smart	DEAD		1		18	2	49	Fouled to death by Foully of the Roto-Rotters in a horrible blow for the team, one that they might not get the chance to recover from...
9	Parts	Skaven	7	3	3	7	Block, Pro	fired	3	3				12	Fired and replaced by a beastman instead.
10	Inca	Beast Of Nurgle	3	5	1	9	Block, MB, Tentacles, Foul App, Regen, Infect, Stupid, Pro	fired			1	12		26	With the other beast of nurgle a rookie, we decided we might as well have completely useless and stupid all around (and maximise the chances of one of them becoming less stupid)!
11	Peace	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Block, Horns, Guard, Dirty Player, Pro	fired	3	8		10	2	57	Just when it seemed like the team might stay constant for a moment, the smart BoN died so we'll clear out this 4 normals beast and try for something better...
12	Angles	Rotter	4	4	2	8	Block, Foul App, Regen, Mighty Blow, Guard	DEAD		1		8	4	39	Killed on a block by Morak, one of the bigger and stupider of the Forces of Sauron. The adept wouldn't help one so puny.
13	Chaosity	Beast Of Nurgle	3	5	1	9	Block, MB, Tentacles, Foul App, Regen, Stupid, Frenzy	fired				8	1	21	Very unsatisfactory learning ability. Fired from the team after his temper lead to a blatant foul on the last turn of the game against Wood Elf Weakness. We're all in favour of killing wood elves (none more so), but that kind of poor discipline is just not appropriate. Will be buying a more learned player from the Merrywoods as a replacement...

Ex Players Of Sluggy Freelance

Race: High Elf

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Dr. Schlock	Lineman	6	3	4	8	Dirty Player	DEAD				2	1	9	Fouled to death by Circes of the WomenInBLACK. The apothecary's inflatable healing kit had a puncture.

Always More

Race: Skaven
Coached By: ElFishski

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Wiser	Thrower	7	3	3	7	Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Strong Arm	fired	4		1	1	11	Fired to keep the TR down
2	Chirpier	Linerat	7	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player	fired		2	1	1	13	Fired to keep the TR down
3	Faster	Gutter Runner	9	2	4	7	Block, Dodge, Niggle	fired		2			6	Squashed repeatedly by the Great Old Ones until he couldn't get up anymore and the apothecary ran out of band-aids.
4	Higher	Gutter Runner	9	2	4	7	Block, Dodge, Dauntless	fired		4			12	Not Enough!
5	Stronger	Rat Ogre	6	5	3	8	Wild Animal, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail	DEAD			1		2	Killed on a brutal foul by Graham of the Sunnydale Slayers, and ignored by the apothecary as he lay writhing in his final death throes. Ignored despite his calm demeanour for the entire game, no less! Alas.
6	Prettier	Linerat	7	3	3	7	-Performer-, Niggling Injury	fired						Also crippled by the Sunnydale Slayers, but we paid them back oh yes we did.
7	Saner	Thrower	7	3	3	7	Sure Hands, Pass, Niggling Injury	fired			2		4	Despite doing a great job of being violent in his debut performance an ogre lay him out cold late in the match and we don't put up with weakness on this team!
8	Further	Gutter Runner	9	1	4	7	Block, Dodge, -ST	fired	2	2			8	Given a permanent injury by an ugly dwarf of the Stonehammer Clan.
9	Happier	Linerat	7	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player, -Performer-	fired	1	1	1	1	11	After his hit single, Happier left the team to pursue a rock'n'roll life.
10	Sweeter	Linerat	7	3	3	7	Dirty Player	DEAD	1		2	1	10	Blocked to death by Marc Spector of The League on the last turn of the game. Weak.
11	Gentler	Linerat	7	3	3	7		DEAD						Killed by a rookie saurus of the Merrywood Lilly Tigers on a foul.
12	Better	Storm Vermin	7	3	3	8	Block, Tackle, Frenzy	fired	1	1	2	1	13	Unremarkable, so he got fired.
13	Nicer	Linerat	7	3	3	7		DEAD						A rat with a particularly fine head, he caught the attention of Karver Skullforger in a game against the Heroes Of The Realm. This was fatal, but as if it was any consolation we were able to gauge his eyes later in the game to reduce his future enjoyment of such mantelpiece ornaments as the head of Nicer.
14	Softer	Linerat	8	3	3	7	Dirty Player, +1MA	fired	1		2	2	15	After being pummelled by an ogre and recieving an mvp for his fine acting in pretending to be mng, Softer left the team for an acting career like so many other players from this team.
15	Bigger	Rat Ogre	6	5	4	8	Block, Wild Animal, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, +1AG	fired	1		5	2	21	Got drunk with the rest of the team before the first half, bashed an ogre into next week, and diced with death and a trollslayer before hurting one of our own players. In the second half he fulfilled his dream of flying, badly hurt another dwarf, and was finally trusted with the ball to make a passing completion. Bigger was just too big for this little team.
16	Busier	Gutter Runner	9	2	4	7	Dodge	DEAD	1				1	One of the Lords of Horror from the Great Old Ones grabbed hold of Busier late in the game and shook him until things started falling off. Necessary things. Arms.
17	Mightier	Rat Ogre	6	5	3	8	Block, Wild Animal, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Stand Firm	fired		1	9		21	Tsk tsk. He decided to lie down on the ground during his last game and refused to budge for at least one more game. Unfortunately his learning of stand firm wasn't all that was desired.
18	Jumpier	Gutter Runner	9	2	4	7	Block, Dodge, Dauntless	DEAD		2		1	11	Killed by the betentacled #2 of the Merrywood Touchers on the very first turn of the game. It was for the best... not so much HIS best.
19	Friendlier	Linerat	7	3	3	7	Dirty Player, Block	fired		3	2		13	Friendlier was a pleasant rat, a fine creature who unfortunately left the team to seek other fine company instead of what we have here.

Dance!

Race: Araby
Coached By: ElFishski

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Fate	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Notes
1	Swing	Bedouin	7	3	3	7	Block, Dirty Player, Niggling Injury	fired	2	1		5		15	One of the more serious injuries suffered at the hands of We Got Game, a deceptively brutal halfling outfit that would have run us over completely without a lot of help from our fans.